January 2011
THE RED NOTIFICATION HAS RETURNED! YAY! :)
FACT: Hindi lahat ng GOODBYES ay nakakalungkot.
Halimbawa:
“Goodbye Class.”
Sobra tawa ko dito ah! Oo nga naman! :DD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:)))))
SOMEONE UNFOLLOWED ME. KBYE. LOL. :P
Tumblr, PLEASE bring back the red notification...
I feel so lost without it.
I keep refreshing my page for godsakes
kevintr:
I LOVE MY FOLLOWERS. :)
yourseatmate:
Tumatayo lang ako sa harap ng laptop kapag:
Na-iihi ako. Okaya, alam mo na.
Maliligo ako.
Kakain ako.
Inuutusan ako pero bago yun, tatawagin muna ako ng 153453432 beses.
‘Pag hinihiram nila yung laptop pero bago ulit yun, sasabihin ko muna ang “Teka lang” ng 21474654765 beses.
‘Pag malayo sa ‘kin ang phone ko at may nagtext. Syempre, baka SIYA<3 yung nagtext. :”>
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Can February march?
No, but April may!
A life with Facebook sluts:
cvcisme:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
that awkward moment when your teacher asks for an...
sheamnessy:
students : MS./SIR BUT…..IT’S ALREADY RECE——-
teacher :
How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
leklek2911:
sijanineako:
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